Dear Jesus Part II

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, 7 lbs, 4 oz,

Please watch over the USA for the next 4 years. If we weren't screwed before, we definitely are now. Please forgive the people who think they voted for "Change" in this country. They actually voted for real, actual "change"...as in what little will be left of their paycheck after the socialistic bullshit. Can you hear the "jingle, jingle" in your pocket?

Amen.

**As my friend Dana has said, we better start stretching now, just to get used to holding onto our ankles for the next four years.**