From the mouths of babes...

As we are driving...

Britton: "Mom, where are we going?"

Me: "To the gym."

Britton: "Oh wow! We haven't been there in a long time!" 

Touché, child. Touché.

And then to add insult to injury, the desk clerk said, "We haven't see you in a while!".

For the record, I was just going to run a couple miles.  Instead, I took a vicious Body Attack class.