Kiss Me

Ahhhhh........... I don't think there is anything quite so exciting than a first kiss. Not like THE first real kiss of your entire life (which BTW, I remember like it was yesterday!), but the first kiss with a new guy. ***sigh***

And also, remember, I AM SINGLE. As in unattached. As in not committed to one person. So I can kiss anyone I want to. I mean, as long as they want to kiss me, too. No forcible kissing going on here.

I think it's very important to be a good kisser. Bad kissing equals no more kisses from me. And I think you can tell a lot about a person by how they kiss. Not too sloppy, not too wet, not too stiff, not too squishy. If you find yourself needing to towel off afterwards, or the experience reminds you of Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, well, my friend, you have just been a victim of a bad kisser. Move on. No need to stay around and hope they can change. No need to try to retrain the lips. Leave that for someone else. There is a fabulous kisser out there for you.

So to B, thank you for the fabulous kissing last night. I hope to do it again. Soon.